terça-feira, abril 10, 2007

Conversas na Internet

Bom, já que o blog tá meio parado, resolvi postar uma coisa inédita aqui, uma conversa que tive no msn agora há pouco com um amigo dos confrades, que na verdade também é um confrade, o Metralha(Daniel). Eu diria que a repercussão desta conversa no mundo cultural, artístico e sócio-político será notável, embora o conteúdo ainda está para ser compreendido, no seu devido tempo.


Daniel diz:
ah sim... deveras.
Nérso diz:
é...
Nérso diz:
yeah
Daniel diz:
sex
Nérso diz:
lovely
Daniel diz:
pussy fucker for money that he/she would use to buy a dildo to fuck him/herself while a Dog eats its own shit just for fun.
Daniel diz:
twice
Nérso diz:
the dog eating his own shit ocurrs independently from the whole scene I see...
Nérso diz:
droga.. preciso aprender inglês..
Daniel diz:
that's where you're wrong!
Daniel diz:
You see... the whole scene IS the whole scene. Otherwise, it would be two scenes... and then, MAYBE, they could occur independently.
Daniel diz:
Do you what I mean?
Daniel diz:
ops... faltou um "know".
Daniel diz:
hehe
Nérso diz:
yeah.. but I still think that the pussy fucker could still buy a dildo to fuck him/herself, eighter the dog eats the shit or not
Daniel diz:
Unfortunately, u're wrong again, my friend.
Nérso diz:
the dog eating his own shit is just a metaphor for life itself
Nérso diz:
it happens, independently of all other things
Daniel diz:
The denpendency between the shit eater Dog and de pussy fucker lays exactly in the middle of the problem.
Nérso diz:
but there is no conection with them at all, they coexist, but they didnt need too
Nérso diz:
and that connection is what we call "human relations"
Daniel diz:
And, as u should know, once removed the middle of something, this something becomes two things.
Daniel diz:
And both new thing will have they own middle.
Nérso diz:
but its u who settled them together, they existed in their own worlds...
Daniel diz:
Yes indeed, but while separeted, they don't constitute a problem.
Daniel diz:
And that's, my friend, is the problem.
Nérso diz:
odeio num sabe fala inglês
Daniel diz:
hehehe.... tá muito idiota isso!
Daniel diz:
hehe
Nérso diz:
let me try to explain
Daniel diz:
eu entendi o que vc disse..
Nérso diz:
the dog eating his own shit, and the pussy fucker are just independent events
Daniel diz:
mas num é pra fazer sentido.
Daniel diz:
"Read to me" now...
Nérso diz:
u can put them together, but they wont gain any other meaning other than the ones they had before
Daniel diz:
there IS a problem.
Daniel diz:
and the problem is:
Nérso diz:
u could break the whole situation if u say something like
Nérso diz:
u have a pussy fucker, a dildo, a dog, and the dog's shit
Nérso diz:
there r rules implying that the pussy fucker will buy the dildo to fuck himself
Nérso diz:
and a rule that the dog is eating his own shit
Daniel diz:
But u missing the essence of the scene!
Nérso diz:
but there is no rule connecting the shit eater dog and the pussy fucker and his dildo
Nérso diz:
thats why they can be separated
Daniel diz:
But what god has a shit eater dog by him self??
Daniel diz:
sorry... "good"
Daniel diz:
And what good has a self fucker by dildo all alone?
Nérso diz:
nothing at all, abstract art perhaps... but the real question is, what meaning will he add to the pussy fucker situation?
Daniel diz:
Exactly!
Daniel diz:
The meaning, u will find when u r ready!
Nérso diz:
- chico xavier
Daniel diz:
Amen.

2 Comments:

Blogger Felipe Benette said...

Just for fun!

9:10 PM  
Blogger Fa said...

Por favor, Daniel ou Nérso, pode escolher o manicômio que pretende passar o resto de sua vida.
Ao ler este texto, pensei,a priori, que seria apenas um prenúncio de psicose, mas lendo o final, constatei que é a loucura instalada.
Preciso ver em que CID irei te enquadrar, talvez tenhamos que criar um, que seja acima de algo já constatado dentre os hospícios deste planeta.
Se cuide garoto, o coreano começou assim,rsrs

7:20 PM  

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